Showing posts with label quote of the day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label quote of the day. Show all posts

Friday, August 14, 2015

Quote of the Day

Monday, August 10, 2015

Quote of the Day

"Grain alcohol, baby! Whenever there's a potential riot, I'm getting blasted on grain alcohol."
 -Mac

It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia

Saturday, August 8, 2015

Quote of the Day

"I'll take the simple life. Give me an AK-47, a good guard dog and a nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store."
-Bob Brown on "The Unit"

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Quote of the Day

Me- "Honey, Tuesday I might be able to get Krystal."
Wifey- "What about Crystal?" in a not very happy tone.
Me- "I might be able to get Krystal"
Wifey- "WHAT ABOUT CRYSTAL?"
I am confused about why she is visibly aggitated.
Wifey- "WHO IS THIS CRYSTAL?"
Seeing the disconnect.
Me- "Honey, you remember the place with the little sliders?"
Wifey- "Oh ok. I hadn't thought of that place in a long time and thought maybe you were trying to do that thing where a person slips something into a conversation so they could say it had been mentioned."


I get where she was coming from. If she had said "Tuesday I might be able to get Jim" I would have been confused myself.

Thursday, May 14, 2015

Quote of the Day: Bill Jordan on Stashing Guns and Ammo For SHTF

He turned around to Bill and asked, “Mr. Jordan, what battle rifle would you stash away?”
Bill took another sip of his vodka tonic and said, “I’d put away a Smith & Wesson Model 19 and a box of cartridges.” Bill being from Louisiana, it came out sounding like “Kat-i-ges.”
Our local gun expert realized that Bill was a little hard of hearing, so he said, “No, Mr. Jordan, I meant what kind of AR would you want to have hidden away.”
Bill smiled, finished the vodka tonic, and said, “Sonny, I heard you the first time. And my answer is a Smith & Wesson Model 19 and a box of cartridges. If serious trouble starts and you can shoot at all, you can get whatever kind of little machine gun you’d want to carry. You could even get a little Jeep to drive and maybe even a nice looking uniform to wear… if you can shoot!”

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Quote of the Day and Small Town Life

"Do you wanna hold the shotgun or get the shovel?" Me to Wifey.

"I'll hold the shotgun."- Wifey

Background. At approximately 2200 the dogs started freaking out. Dogs went outside and kept freaking out so I went and got the shotgun. Shined a light outside and the big dogs were fighting over something. Was it a stuffed animal? They drag them into the yard sometimes. I go to take a closer look. It was a dead possum. Wifey asks "What do we do with it?"

That brought up the quote.

1 possum dead and all my chickens alive, will call that a good day. New dog might be staying around after all.

Also I feel pretty good about our home security status if the dogs lose their shit that much about an overgrown rat I don't like a persons odds of sneaking up undetected at all.

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Quote(s) of the Day

Walker looks accusingly across the table at Wifey "Mom, This is a terrible dinner."

A couple minutes later after the kids went to play in the other room out of earshot for normal conversations. She leans over and says quietly to me.

"4 year old's are assholes."

For the record she made us philly cheese steaks with fries and salad. It was really good. The kids had cheese sandwiches and fries, usually one of their favorite meals but apparently not today. It as classic kid, say something very matter of fact that is totally outside of social norms.

Monday, February 9, 2015

Quote of the Day

"I think I'm going to sell my Kahr" -Me

"You're going to sell the CAR!"- Wifey

"The Kahr, K-H-A-R or maybe K-A-H-R, I'm not sure but it doesn't matter, that gun over there." as I pointed to where it was stored."- Me

"Oh, OK, that's great hun." - Wifey


Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Quote of the Day

"Good news is your guns. The bad news is you have become fat and lazy. We will see which part of you wins."
-Dimitry in 299 Days Book 3

In the series 'Dimitry' was a Russian who lived through the collapse of Russia speaking on his observations about Americans during the 'partial collapse' laid out in the very realistic story portrayed in 299 days.

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Quote of the Day

Daryl Jenkins: Oh, ho, I missed this.
Julie: You know what else I miss? Pizza.
Greg: Toilets that flush.
Daryl Jenkins: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.
Robert: Dude, we're living Call of Duty. And it sucks.

-Red Dawn (2012)

Friday, September 12, 2014

Quote of the Day

"Those Chinese must be so busy, they make everything."
-Nephew

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Quote of the Day

"One of the best ways to deal with violence is to stay away from it. If you live in a bad neighborhood, leave."
-Vuurwappenblog

Thursday, July 10, 2014

Quote of the Day

"Any Man who thinks he can be Happy and Prosperous by letting the US Government take care of him, better take a good look at the American Indian."
Henry Ford

Monday, June 16, 2014

Quote of the Day

"Time is short people, don’t squander it on trivial BS. You have a responsibility to take care of your family by planning ahead. Even if you only buy 2 or 3 extra cans a week at the store, in a month you have 8-12, in a year you have 96-144 (doesn’t seem like much, but it is). Are you prepared to defend them?  “But guns and ammo are so expensive!” So was that new game system or IPhone you just bought, Dumbass! You should be actively prepping and planning to defend your family and friends “when” not “if” this storm comes. If not you are an irresponsible, self centered, Slug, and you deserve what happens (unfortunately, your family doesn’t.). I don’t care if you don’t come train with me, but by God, get it somewhere! Go to Max, or Defensive Training Group , or Sierra 12 or Mosby. YOU are responsible for what you do, AND DON’T DO! Be the person that sees and carries out the responsibilities the Founding Fathers expected of Citizens. If not, no big deal, it’s just an idea past its prime…..right?"

Mason Dixon Tactical

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Quote of the Day

"What's up with the youth and the skinny jeans? I don't get it, stop wearing your sisters pants."
-James Yeager


Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Quote of the Day

From The Pretty Reckless (which is some poppy rockish band)

Start your life with your head held high
Now you're on your knees
With your head hung low
Big man tells you where to go
Tell 'em it's good
Tell 'em okay
Don't do a goddamn thing they say
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